martes, 2 de octubre de 2007

The eSyndrome

Introduction:
The e-syndrome (Electronic Syndrome) is the name given to a group of mental phenomena involving the presence of either traveling themed obsessive ideas, delusions or other psychosis-like experiences, that are triggered by, or lead to, an overdose of the use of electronic media.

History:
This brand new syndrome has never been clinically described before, as its first proven case dates from October-2007, when some serious mental integrity damages were located in the subject, Federico Sauret, male 25 years old.

Diagnosis:
There is no means of diagnosticating this illness. It is a self-induced illness and only self criteria can determine if the subject is infected. If you are hypochondriac start thinking that you have the e-syndrome can help you to detect that efectively you are about to die, sooner or later, because of the e-syndrome or not.

Treatment:
A cure for this illness has been found, it consists of killing the patient, once it is dead the illness dies too.